radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
N. Y. P. D. That means I will 'Nock. Yo. Punk-Ass....
thesingerisacrook: Men in Black is on.
JOHN GREEN'S STARTED WORKING ON A NEW BOOK?!
fishingboatproceeds: noeyeinclare: First off, I’m sorry about your ovaries. Secondly, I like writing stories. It is pretty much my favorite thing to do. Hopefully I will write many, many more books—so many that you become tired of them and all become Hipster John Green Fans and say, “His early stuff was okay but after TFiOS he just became a hack.”
gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”